Because I'm lame like that...

The best I can offer you is this post from Cajun Boy. Seriously, why waste your time checking on my blog, when you could be reading his?

(Fifty bonus points if you can watch all of the redneck video towards the bottom. I sure as hell can't. The only thing worse than an ignorant redneck is a DRUNK ignorant redneck. Ye gods.)

Is you serious?

So Tina Fey is a sexist. Huh. Who knew?

The only Palin I'd ever vote for

A friend of mine shared this, and it actually made me squeal with glee. (Spare me your sarcastic comments, please.)

I think changing the citizenship requirements for presidential elections may be our only hope.

I never thought I'd see the day...

...when P. Diddy (or whatever the hell he's calling himself now) would provide the best political commentary in this year's election coverage. Check out the sidebar to the left if you've been living under a rock and haven't heard this clip yet. The complete video is here, but that sound bite is The. Best. Part.

Thanks to Cajun Boy for the best laugh I've had in months!