19 July 2005

It's getting hot in herre

If one more so-called meteorologist on our third rate local newcast comments on the "beautiful, clear weather ahead" I'm going to start kicking asses and taking names... Anything over 90 -- scratch that, over 85 -- is hot, do you hear me? HOT.

Hot is not "beautiful" for those of us with non-anorexic figures who can't wear an eentsy little spandex thing and shorts with a clear conscience. Hot is not "beautiful" for those of us with upstairs bedrooms that don't cool down until midnight. Hot is not "beautiful" for those of us who have to WORK for a living (in a place with inadequate AC, no less) rather than lounge by the freakin' river and swill PBR all day.

Hot is hot, sweaty, scratchy hell. Got it? This is Oregon. If you like this crap then move down to Southern Freakin' California and shut up.

Thanks, I feel better now...


Cindy St. Onge said...

Uh, don't you mean move back to Southern California?

The older I get, the less I can tolerate the heat. But it does make fall the equisite season it is here.

KlevaBich said...

You're right, though I have met a few freaks who claim to be natives, yet love the heat.

But of the ten people I work with, five were born in Cali. They think this weather is delightful. Only three of us are native Oregonians.

We must unite and destroy them... ;-)